You paid for a PDF document that was passed off as a penetration test.

You spent money on a penetration test. All you received was an export from a scanning tool that had the consultant's logo on the report. 🎭

The suit doesn't fit

Essendis hit the nail on the head in their 2026 pricing guide. They state the market is flooded with "cheap engagements that are a vulnerability scan wearing a suit."

That line is stuck in my head. Because that's the one thing founders can actually purchase.