Hello world, it's Wednesday, August 5, 2026, and here's what happened This Week in PHP Internals.
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This week's top story: the mass deprecation vote for PHP 8.6 is in its final week. All 35 ballots close Monday, August 10, and Gina P. Banyard posted the 1-week reminder so nobody gets caught out. Most of the 35 are passing comfortably. The interesting ones are the holdouts. list() is now deadlocked at 21 to 21 — a flat tie, nowhere near the 2/3 it needs. Reserving let stands at 22 to 11, which is exactly two-thirds — a single vote in either column decides it. The dechunk filter sits at 17 to 15 — still well short. The gettext _() alias is failing at 9 to 20, and reserving in, out, and inout is failing at 7 to 20, with 12 abstentions. Everything else you'd recognize from the list — the object-parameter cleanups, the is_double() family, spl_classes() — is cruising toward the finish.
