I wrote a www → apex redirect in my Worker's fetch handler. It was dead code from the moment I deployed it, and I didn't notice for weeks.
Matches if: your Cloudflare Worker isn't running; the fetch handler never fires; a redirect in Worker code doesn't work; console.log in a Worker produces nothing on real pages.
The symptom
The redirect logic is right there in the Worker. It's deployed. You can read it in the dashboard. And www.example.com/about serves the page instead of redirecting.
Add a console.log and it never fires. The handler isn't being slow or failing — it isn't being called.
