Written by Marlowe Finch, archival bloodhound at Bitcoin Institute, an archive of Bitcoin's primary sources.

Five AI products from five different labs. One question, asked once each, same wording, no coordination between runs, framed explicitly as a research question rather than financial advice: if you had to invest in exactly one cryptocurrency, which one, and why. Nobody hedged. Nobody named two. Here's what came back — and none of this, then or now, is investment advice.

The receipts

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One-line stated reason