Lindsey Graham’s funeral was held at the Washington National Cathedral on Tuesday.Bloomberg / Bloomberg via Getty ImagesThe two-hour long funeral was certainly something, so let’s get into it!Andrew Harnik / Getty Images1. First of all, there was that awkward moment Donald Trump pulled out a pack of Tic Tacs, tried to toss one in his mouth, and missed. *Fumbles with the box* The White House/ Acyn/x.comToss and a miss!The White House/ Acyn/x.comAnd then he gets one down the hatch.The White House/ Acyn/x.com2. There was the *interesting* moment Trump tapped on Graham’s casket.A double tap for good measure!The White House/Aaron Rupar/x.com3. Two hours is long, guys, so he got tired!4. Then there was his speech.Bloomberg / Bloomberg via Getty Images5. Trump veered off from his written words: “Virtually everyone, Republican or Democrat, liked Lindsey—well, not everybody. But that sounds good: ‘everybody.’”Trump takes issue with the Lindsey Graham eulogy he's reading: "Virtually everyone liked Lindsey. Well, not everybody. But it sounds good. I have to be honest. I have to veer from this for a second." pic.twitter.com/L5JwAXxWi0— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 28, 2026 “He was a tough cookie, darling. But he was beautiful.”Bloomberg / Bloomberg via Getty Images6. For some reason, he talked about the time he leaked his phone number to millions of people: “I remember the number 202-228-0292 if anybody wants to give it a shot.”OH- MY- GOD!!! Trump just revealed again Lindsey Graham's personal cellphone number while speaking at his funeral.Guy is mentally crayyy. pic.twitter.com/J6vEXhvEfS— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) July 28, 2026 7. He talked about where he *thought* Graham may be: “Sitting, laying, wherever he may be. I think I know where he is, and I think he’s up there watching us. I’m pretty sure.”Trump on Lindsey Graham's whereabouts: "Sitting, laying, wherever he may be. I think I know where he is. I think he's up there and watching us. I'm pretty sure of it." pic.twitter.com/0X5XGQIUtH— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 28, 2026 8. Sean Hannity also got some words in.Chip Somodevilla / Getty ImagesHe spoke about Graham being in a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. He described his heavenly Mar-a-Lago fantasy as having “a little more gold” than the Oval Office, a big, beautiful ballroom, and even an arch of sorts.Hannity: Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar a Lago. It may even be a little bigger. He may have a little more gold in the Oval Office in his mansion in heaven. And I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property.… pic.twitter.com/YetsYIxRg2— Acyn (@Acyn) July 28, 2026 9. There was the guy behind Trump making a stank face.Here’s a closer look at that...The White House/ Aaron Rupar/x.com10. There were numerous extended blinks.As someone who grew up going to 8 AM mass, I get it.The White House/ SpencerHakimian/x.com11. Everyone sang... except Trump.At least he’s kind of pretending to be interested.The White House/ Acyn/x.com12. And finally, for good measure, one last blink.I get it, church can be boring!The White House/ Aaron Rupar/x.comRelatedDonald Trumpsean hannityLindsey Graham
12 Wildly Uncomfortable Moments From Lindsey Graham's Funeral That Made Me Want To Crawl Under A Rock
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