By

Kathleen Walsh,

an evening blogger, writing about news, pop culture, and politics.

She is also a contributor to Vulture, and her writing has appeared in Glamour, Cosmopolitan, The Independent, InStyle, and more.

It’s true that Keke Palmer and Hot Ones host Sean Evans would make a very cute couple — they have amazing chemistry and they have been on what looked very much like a date. That being said, Palmer would like everyone to stop parasocially marrying her off already. That’s what Love Island is for.