I thought I had good opsec. I was adorably wrong.
The Setup
I decided to do the digital equivalent of Googling yourself at 2am after 3 glasses of wine, but with better tools and less self-pity.
I took 7 of the most hyped AI OSINT agents - the ones that promise to "uncover anyone in seconds" on Product Hunt and shady Telegram ads - and pointed them at the one target I can legally stalk without a restraining order: myself.
No fake names. No burner emails. Just my real name, my main email, and one profile photo. The same breadcrumbs I leave everywhere.
