My AI could write perfect firmware. It had just never touched a wire.

For the last 6 months, my agents have lived in the same place: a black terminal window.

They were brilliant in there. They could refactor a codebase at 2am, spin up 5 sub-agents to audit my repo, write tests I was too lazy to write. But they were also completely, physically useless.

I would ask: "Is it cold in the office?"

And it would curl wttr.in.