Nine pull requests in four hours. Not spammed garbage. A missing semicolon in Express.js, dead badges stripped from a README, redundant blank lines removed from projects used by millions of developers. Each one committed with a standard message, each one opened under stealth: no mentions of AI, no bot signatures, nothing that reads as automated.
The bot is running right now. It wakes every 15 minutes, scans open issues, picks the smallest solvable problem, fixes it, and sleeps again. I can watch it work on a local dashboard at localhost:3000.
Here's what I learned after day one.
The Setup
Three files do most of the work.
