Well, howdy! Fancy meeting you here!
Welcome back to another installment of God’s favorite mistake, Am I the Literary Asshole? It’s an advice column that’s also got a terrifically high ABV. I’m your host, Kristen Arnett, and I’m currently researching the best way to install a Kegerator in my writing office. Can you imagine how much work I’d get done if I had beer on tap 24/7? Answer: Not much!
Perhaps we could take a short hops break and enjoy some fine summer fruit. How about we pitch in on a festive sangria? Beat the heat while actively fighting off scurvy. Two birds, one stone, zero inhibitions.
I’ll pour a glass for you, a glass for me, and we’ll jump right into the questions.
Cheers!
