TL;DR: I fine-tuned LiquidAI's LFM2.5 (230M and 350M) into a generic front-end agent that runs entirely in the browser - no server, no API key, no cloud costs.

It doesn't just chat; it calls real tools to browse a catalog, answers grounded questions, and manages a cart.

The trick: it's trained on interaction patterns, not domain facts, so the same weights drive a coffee store, an absurdist emporium, or a corner grocer - with zero retraining.

Live demo on Github pages.

Why?