Give a Dead Side Project an Exit Report, Not an AI Eulogy

The internet is having fun with AI eulogies for dead side projects. I like the joke. I trust a boring exit report more.

A project is not finished when I stop opening the repository. It is finished when it stops costing money, holding credentials, collecting data, and depending on knowledge that exists only in my head.

The 45-minute exit report

Create EXIT.md with five sections:

# Exit report