AI Security Disasters This Week 🔥
Half a trillion in AI valuations. Eight thousand children's records nicked. Sudo is broken. Everything is on fire and we're shipping vibes.
Right. Where to start with this week of AI security breaches and vibe coding gone wrong.
A ransomware gang called Radiant (love the branding, lads) hacked a nursery chain called Kido and walked off with personal data on 8,000 children. Children. Not enterprise accounts. Not crypto wallets. Actual kids in actual nurseries. I don't usually get properly miffed about security news because frankly if you're still leaving RDP open to the internet you deserve what's coming. But targeting nurseries? That's a new kind of grim.
Meanwhile: OpenAI hit a $500 billion valuation. Half. A. Trillion. We're living in a timeline where AI companies are worth more than most countries' GDP and a nursery chain can't keep toddler data safe. Cool. This is fine.
