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Welcome to Declassified, a weekly humor column.
He’s a grizzled veteran British cop working one last case. She’s exactly the same — but French. They both have strong views. Some of them not entirely fashionable, though they have become more so of late. But can they succeed in the face of scandal … after scandal?
Coming soon to a theater near you: “Hard Borders,” starring Robert Downey Jr. as Nigel Farage and Sydney Sweeney as Marine Le Pen.
The script (written by yours truly, under the pen name P.D. Allison) is loosely based on the events of this past week and is set in a dystopian hellscape both leads are desperate to destroy — it’s called Brussels.
