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'Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass' is a story of courage, friendship and a quest to fuck the star of 'Mad Men,' not necessarily in that order

Every hero’s journey starts with a single step, they say. For Gail Daughtry (Zoey Deutch) — ace hairdresser, proud Midwesterner, and enthusiastic bride-to-be — it begins with a flight to Los Angeles. Normally, Daughtry would be back in her idyllic hometown of Willowbrook, Kansas, putting the final touches on her upcoming wedding to her longtime sweetheart, Tom (Michael Cassidy). Instead, she’s accompanying her coworker and best friend, Otto (Mile Gutierrez-Riley), to a convention in the City of Angels, partially out of revenge and partially to save her relationship. The stakes are truly life or death here.

Because Gail and Tom had the conversation that most couples have at one point or another, about the “celebrity sex pass.” You know the drill: there’s one famous person that you get to boink without your significant other getting upset. Think of it as a sort of get-out-cheating-jail-free card. Most of us know this is a hypothetical situation, because when are you ever going to get the chance to be in the same room with a movie star, a supermodel, a Super Bowl MVP?