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President Donald Trump riffed on his White House predecessors in a children’s podcast Friday, while also joking about his weight and musing as to whether his body is swimsuit-ready.

Speaking with Usha Vance on “Storytime with the Second Lady,” as America celebrated its 250th birthday, the billionaire property tycoon opened with his favorite topic — real estate, of course.

The pair were sitting in the White House Oval Office, explained the 80-year-old grandfather of 11.

“It’s the most powerful piece of real estate, probably in the world. Everything starts here, ends here, starts again,” he said, with a plush bald eagle at his elbow.