Taylor Swift wants her massive New York sports arena wedding privacy, dammit.
Swift and Travis Kelce’s 1,000 guests — and heaven knows how many crew members, stylists and various support staff — have been forced to sign “ironclad” NDAs. Guests were originally only told to block off the next two days and await further instructions, as if they were Cold War spies waiting for their mission details. One report cites an insider claiming some guests are frustrated (“Taylor and Travis are taking the secrecy too far. Everyone understands wanting privacy, but at some point it starts feeling like they don’t trust the very people they’re inviting”). A worker was fired for attempting to take a photo of the decor (a large fairy-tale castle) that’s under construction at Madison Square Garden.
All of the above, mind you, is only “reportedly” accurate, because Team Swift hasn’t even confirmed a wedding is taking place, and everybody quoted in media stories is too scared to give their names, as if they’re leaking state secrets.
But the idea of the world’s biggest music star having a top-secret wedding with more than 1,000 guests at a sports arena in the biggest city in the country is inherently absurd.
