Every "what's my IP" site is a bloated page covered in ads, cookie banners, and "sign up for a VPN" popups. Half the time I just want the number, and often I want it inside a shell script or over SSH, where a browser is not even an option.

So here is the no-nonsense version: hackmyip.com serves clean text and JSON when you hit it with curl. No signup, no API key, no HTML.

The basics

# IP + location + network, human-readable

curl hackmyip.com