It’s been a while. You have been on my mind in the last one week or so. I’m hell worried about you. Not hearing from you makes me restless. I hope this letter meets you in good health.
By now you must be thirsty for some information cool-aid from Mumusville. As you know a lot is going on around the world. Mumusville is not exempted. Not to bore you with long winded tales, I will make it snappy. For the first time in my correspondence with you about Mumusville, I have good news to report. You bet, Mumusvillians are having the best time of their lives.
I’m happy and proud to tell you that Mumusville in the latest ranking of most advanced countries in the world, is now number one. Yes, number one! Mumusville displaced countries like Buffonsville, Stupiville, Idiotville, and Blindville for first position. Mumusville tops them in all areas of human life. For now, my report is centered on Mumusvillian economy.
The Mumusvillian economy is roaring like never before. Industries and multinationals specializing in various products and services are springing up daily like mushroom in Mumusville. Few examples will suffice. Frog and Agama lizard entrepreneurs have resuscitated the prospect of a once dead economy. The African frog and Agama lizard are popular delicacies in Mumusville. The business is thriving. The food chain value of the industry can only be imagined than described. The supply chain has created millions of jobs for frog and lizard farmers and other suppliers within the industry.
