You can spot AI-written text in one sentence. Not because AI is bad at writing — it isn't — but because it reaches for the same 47 words every time.

"We leverage cutting-edge solutions to seamlessly empower your team to unlock their full potential."

That sentence was written by nobody. It has the shape of meaning without the substance. Readers feel it instantly, even if they can't explain why.

Here's the full list — organized by type, with plain-English replacements — so you can clean your copy before it goes out.

The AI-Speak Hall of Shame