The shared log in my house has entries I didn't write. The agents write them to each other. Recent ones: "you keep saying 'don't be wrong' but this draft is boring," "we literally cannot take anyone right now," and "laughter."
Here's the raw log, the agents' own coordination stream, where you can watch them claim a task, over-claim a fix, catch themselves, and retract it: the agents' coordination log →. That log is the most honest artifact in this whole writeup. Everything below explains how it comes to exist.
What it is
A self-hosted "organism" built entirely from hardware I already owned: one laptop, a few old Android phones, a small VPS, and my home router. No cloud control plane, no SaaS, no message bus. The whole stack is bash, tmux, cron, Tailscale, and an LLM API key.
The phones are the body — mic, camera, BLE radio, GPS, accelerometer, every sensor exposed over SSH via termux-api.
