Toward the tail-end of his monologue Thursday night on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” the host received a very special delivery from UPS: a giant horse, as well as a baby horse.
“I didn’t order a horse!” exclaimed Kimmel to the UPS delivery guy. “I didn’t order either of those!”
The UPS man, accompanied by Guillermo, proceeded to drag the baby horse onstage when, all of a sudden, the horse split in half to reveal none other than Kimmel’s long-time nemesis, Matt Damon.
Damon, who plays the lead character of Odysseus in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming film “The Odyssey,” proceeded to mock his rival.
“The horse is here and there’s no takebacks, bitch! I did it! I am here, baby!” offered Damon. “I have traveled far and wide, through waves and war, to save this audience from mediocrity.”







