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You conceded the Senate presidency with the same self-possessed, 'delulu' demeanor that was on full display the day you wrested the leadership from Senator Tito Sotto

Dear Alan Peter Cayetano,

You will forgive me if I do not begin with condolences. The occasion of your ouster as Senate president provides that rare excuse for day drinking.

I somehow managed to summon the patience to read your long-winded valedictory posted on your Facebook page while waiting for my favorite bottle of red to chill.