Two weeks ago I published a piece explaining exactly why AI detectors are unreliable. Then Sloan flagged me.
My argument was simple: AI detectors are probabilistic classifiers trained on distributional differences between human and AI writing. Dense, structured prose trips them constantly. The detector doesn't read. It pattern-matches statistical features.
I knew this. I wrote about it. I published it.
Then Sloan flagged two of my essays on the same day.
I published an essay arguing that AI agent loops burn money because nobody defines exit conditions before deploying. A developer left a five-exchange comment thread that built a complete production architecture on top of it. An AI podcast tool turned the unpublished draft into a full episode before it even went live.
