Happy Birthday?

Following his $60 million UFC birthday bash, the president announced that he will be treating the nation to a speech and some of his favorite songs on Independence Day

After throwing himself an exclusive, robber baron packed, $60 million dollar UFC birthday party at the White House, Donald Trump is giving Americans the political equivalent of socks on their birthday. The president announced Monday that this year’s July Fourth celebrations — marking the 250th anniversary of the nation’s founding — will be headlined by yet another Trump rally.

“On July 4th, at The Lincoln Memorial and Washington Monument, in beautiful and safe Washington D.C., we are going to host the most spectacular TRUMP RALLY of them all,” Trump wrote Monday on Truth Social, the morning after turning the South Lawn of White House into the site of a bloody, violent spectacle packed will billionaires, right wing influencers, and MAGA government officials.

“More than 300 Members of our strong and talented Military Bands, Orchestras, and Ceremonial Units, will perform Patriotic Melodies and American Classics, and my Playlist (We will have none of those people that put you to sleep and constantly complain!), as we celebrate our Country,” he added. “I will deliver keynote remarks that you will not want to miss.”