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The pressure on birthday celebrations has increased significantly as a result of social media (Photo: Gemini)
Birthdays are fascinating. For some, they are grand celebrations planned months in advance. For others, there are days to avoid at all costs. Over the years, we have identified several distinct birthday personalities, and chances are you will recognise yourself, or someone close to you, in this list.
1. The photoshoot enthusiasts
These individuals begin preparations weeks in advance. Their photographer is already under immense pressure, armed with detailed instructions about angles, lighting, poses and editing preferences. Their outfits have been selected, captions generated by ChatGPT, and lengthy Instagram posts drafted long before the big day arrives. The edited photos are quietly dispatched to close friends and family a day earlier with strict instructions: post immediately when the clock strikes midnight. For them, birthdays are productions, not events.
