PremiumTl;dr: Traders dealt with Trump's rhetoric intraday-flipping from 'blowing the shit out of Iran' to a 'no strikes, deal pretty much wrapped up' sparking a plunge in oil (ignoring denials), spike in stocks, and big drop in yields (shrugging off hot headline PPI and ECB rate-hikes). Gold and bitcoin rallied as the dollar dropped.What a day...Oil