FOR REAL?Before the Geopolitics World Cup circus gets under way, Real Madrid would like you to know there’s always another show in town. Los Blancos have an odd, difficult relationship with the tournament. Spain’s 2010 triumph involved Sergio Ramos, Xabi Alonso and Iker Casillas being bolted on to a raft of Barcelona players, somewhat demeaning to any aristocratic pretensions. Back in 2018, Madrid upended the Spain national team by snaffling away Julen Lopetegui to be their coach, such that he was sent back from Russia before a ball was kicked. After Fernando Hierro, a Madrileno final boss, took the reins, the tournament was a bust for Spain, and relations have been strained ever since.By little coincidence, there are no Madrid players in Spain’s squad, currently doing the Chattanooga Choo Choo at a Tennessee training camp. All while the National League Braintree’s Tommy Smith and Shamrock’s Ricardo Lopes take the stage for New Zealand and Cape Verde respectively. Though that also had plenty to do with the rubbish season endured at the Bernabéu, Alonso being offed, Álvaro Arbeloa not much cop as an interim, and some unseemly headlines, including players fighting in the dressing room with Fede Valverde hospitalised, and a holidaying Kylian Mbappé landing his private plane at a Madrid airport, 10 minutes before a vital game with Espanyol. The lads at El Chiringuito de Jugones have been going potty.Florentino Pérez’s answer to the madness? José Mourinho. Which asks what was the question? Though that depends on Pérez winning re-election on Sunday to be club chief suit, the first election contested in two decades, one that Pérez himself called on, performing a reverse Keir Starmer. Club members must cast their votes at the club’s basketball pavilion, with an alternative candidate in Enrique Riquelme, 37, to Pérez’s 79, a renewable energy tycoon compared with the incumbent as a civil engineering billionaire. Riquelme has promised to buy Erling Haaland and Rodri if he’s elected, vowing to pay the club’s membership fees for a year if he fails to land the Manchester City duo. Use of the former’s image in campaign literature and talk of release clauses set City’s busy legal team into action.Returning Mourinho to a scene he departed in 2013 resembling the final frames of Schwarzenegger’s Commando, having flamed all in sight, would seem an ersatz populist gesture, though there is more. Pérez returned to his old playbook in announcing he will pay “at least €150m” for a new gálactico, launching a guessing game: “It isn’t [Michael] Olise, he’s a great player, but it isn’t Olise. It isn’t [Jeremy] Doku, it isn’t Haaland. It isn’t [Harry] Kane. It’s a player who plays from the midfield, or further forwards. And he isn’t a Premier League player. He’s a total galáctico. But first we’ll talk to his club.” Answers on a postcard. Or not. There will meanwhile be 11 Madrid players at the GWC, with coaches and their associations hoping squad members will not be unsettled by transfer talk. Though that’s not the Real Madrid way.LIVE ON BIG WEBSITEJoin Yara El-Shaboury at 8pm BST for updates on Spain 1-1 England in Women’s World Cup qualifying.QUOTE OF THE DAY“I feel very Swedish when I’m working. I look a bit Swedish. Two of my kids were born in Sweden” – Graham Potter gets his chat on with Jacob Steinberg and makes it clear why he’s probably the best non-Swede to take the nation into the GWC.Den bästa mannen för jobbet, earlier. Photograph: Joel Marklund/BILDBYRÅN/ShutterstockFOOTBALL DAILY LETTERS