Let me paint you a picture.
It's a perfectly good Saturday afternoon. You had plans. Real plans. Maybe you were going to finish that side project, maybe finally write some tests (lol), or at the very least touch grass for twenty minutes.
Instead, you're 4 hours deep into your Neovim config, you've rewritten your keymaps.lua for the third time this month, your lazy.nvim plugin list has grown by six plugins you don't fully understand yet, and your repo—God help you—is named neovim-final-final.
Not neovim-config. Not dotfiles. neovim-final-final.
Because the one before it was final, and that was a lie, and you knew it was a lie when you named it, and you did it anyway.
