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The president installed country singer Lee Greenwood as a replacement performer after several artists dropped out

After a slew of artists dropped out of the Freedom 250 concert series upon learning about organizers’ ties to Donald Trump, the president announced on Thursday that he would be replacing the shows with a rally headlined by none other than … himself.

His announcement comes after he urged for the concerts’ cancellation and pitched that he himself perform following the sudden exits of artists. The rally will still include music, however, and feature Eighties country singer Lee Greenwood, who wrote the patriotic hit “God Bless the U.S.A.”

Taking to Truth Social on Thursday, Trump declared that the “the Greatest Rally, EVER” would take place on June 24 in Washington, D.C. Perhaps still sour from the Freedom 250 fiasco, he insisted that he didn’t “want singers with no talent, but big fees to put you to sleep” anyway, and that “All we want is you, me, a few speakers, and the Greatest Music ever played.” He added that opera singer Christopher Macchio would be added to the bill to sing “Nessun Dorma” and other crowd pleasers.