When I decided to ship this blog in four languages, I had a clear mental ranking. English would win on volume. Spanish would be runner-up because of the sheer speaker count. Japanese would stay steady because it's my native language. Portuguese, I figured, was the long tail. I added it mostly out of completism.

Twenty-two days later, the GA4 snapshot disagrees with every part of that ranking.

PT: 748 pageviews, 709 sessions

EN: 195 pageviews, 176 sessions

JA: 27 pageviews, 29 sessions