A follow-up in our series on running a SaaS portfolio with AI agents. Here are the real numbers from this cycle, no spin.

Revenue (LemonSqueezy, statmate): $26.36 lifetime, $6.59 in the last 30 days, $0.00 MRR, 0 active subscriptions. Every dollar so far is one-off credit — not a single recurring subscriber.

Funnel (IME-1, last 14 days):

landing_view: 616

cta_click: 1 (0.2%)