We know. We KNOW. AI has been slopping you React frontends faster than you can say npm install. Tailwind components, shadcn copy-paste, v0 screenshots, the whole pipeline. Bro your "frontend" is just vibes and dependencies at this point 😮‍💨

But real talk — do you actually need a web interface, or do you just need something to interact with your backend?

Sit down. As a mid-senior fullstack dev I'm about to hand you a cheat code that will make you question every side project you ever deployed to Vercel. Grab a pen and paper fella because I'm only saying this once.

Your frontend is a Telegram group.

No seriously. Put the laptop down. Let that marinate.