Ever noticed how a disproportionate amount of Hollywood stars and blockbuster heartthrobs are called Chris?

Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine, Chris Pratt...

It’s even become dubbed "The Battle of the Chrises", with social media users ranking their favourite Chris.

Spoiler: It’s rarely Pratt, and it should always be Walken. And don’t stare into Pine’s blue peepers for too long. Many sailors have drowned in that ocean.

However, the “Which Chris is the best Chris?” line of enquiry may hide something significantly more alarming than just cursing genetically blessed actors. According to data from the UK’s Ageing Better’s Age Without Limits campaign, if you want to succeed on the big screen, you are better off being a man named Chris than a woman over the age of 60.