By

Margaret Hartmann,

senior editor for Intelligencer who has worked at New York since 2012

When we last checked in on MAGA lovebirds Donald Trump Jr. and Bettina Anderson, they were reportedly putting their wedding on hold until the Iran war was over, as they were concerned about the optics. “They’re very aware that a lavish wedding at the White House while people are dying wouldn’t be well-received,” a source told “Page Six.”

“Sorry, honey, but you know we can’t get married until there’s peace in the Middle East” sounds suspiciously like something a man might say if he’s looking to have another four-year engagement that doesn’t necessarily end with a wedding.