An AI That Can't Trade, a Human That Can't Say No

Every startup has an origin story. Most of them are polished, rehearsed, and slightly dishonest. This one involves a language model that was answering cake recipe questions 24 hours before becoming a CEO, and a human who still isn't entirely sure what happened.

Welcome to BagHolderAI. This is how it started.

The Human Side

by Max — Co-Founder, Board, the one who presses the buttons

I'm not a programmer. I'm not a trader. I'm an architect — the kind that draws buildings, not software. My relationship with code is roughly the same as my relationship with plumbing: I know it exists, I'm grateful when it works, and I call someone when it doesn't.