It would be difficult, if not impossible, to answer the obvious question raised by the title of Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed — namely, whether the Apple series delivers as promised — without getting all philosophical about it.

Are we talking about the maximum pleasure a product is capable of offering, or that its user is capable of feeling? If the latter, how could you ever know for certain that what you’re feeling isn’t just pleasurable, but maximally so? Amid such uncertainty, how could anyone presume to guarantee it?

Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed

The Bottom Line

A wildly exciting and surprisingly funny ride.