Originally published via Armageddon Prose:[A casual conversation, just to pass the time, over a baby-flaying session in an ornate warehouse on some lawless Caribbean island]JPMorgan Intern/Altar Boy: “Oh Learned One, what is the free market?”JPMorgan Head of Global Markets/High Priest: “Well, young grasshopper, the free market is Walmart, upon the board of which sits Her Holiness Hillary Clinton, colluding secretly with another multinational corporation, Amazon, that also pays no taxes because their scheming accountants know all the tricks denied to the peasants, in order to rig the price of consumer goods so as to maximize their profits from said consumer goods made by slave-children in Indonesian sweatshops, all while the Department of Commerce looks the other way because the Secretary is promised a lucrative board position himself after his departure from ‘public service.’”JPMorgan Intern/Altar Boy: “I see, Oh Learned One. Blessed be the free market.”JPMorgan Head of Global Markets/High Priest: “Blessed be, my boy. Mind your baby before it gets cold.”JPMorgan Intern/Altar Boy: “Yes, Oh Learned One.”[hacksaw humming for several moments]JPMorgan Intern/Altar Boy: “The infant nectar is ready for harvesting, Oh Learned One.”JPMorgan Head of Global Markets/High Priest: “Fetch me my goblet, my boy.”Related: WEF Takeover of American Education System Goes LiveAmerica, in 2026, is a free market in the same way a company town with a company store was one — anti-competitive, monopolistic, extractive, even fascistic, one might say.“Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power”