in Religion | March 31st, 2026 1 Comment

Whether or not we believe in any god, most of us here in the twen­ty-first cen­tu­ry have the impres­sion of divine rulers over­look­ing human­i­ty with at least the­o­ret­i­cal love and benev­o­lence. They for­give us, they have plans for us, they nev­er close a door with­out open­ing a win­dow, and so on. But in the par­tic­u­lar case of the Chris­t­ian God, we’ve all heard that he both giveth and taketh away, even if we’ve nev­er so much as opened the Bible, Old Tes­ta­ment or New. That line comes from the Book of Job, which belongs to the Old, a text whose depic­tion of God may sur­prise first-time read­ers — espe­cial­ly in his will­ing­ness to cause death, the sub­ject of the Hochela­ga video above on “God’s Bib­li­cal Kill Count.”

It turns out that, if you go through the King James Ver­sion and tal­ly up every sin­gle per­son God kills on a spread­sheet (a task to which Hochela­ga cre­ator Tom­mie Trelawny is sure­ly among the best-suit­ed YouTu­bers), you end up with a high num­ber at the bot­tom indeed. “Through­out the Old Tes­ta­ment, God is respon­si­ble for a whole slew of nat­ur­al dis­as­ters,” he says, “from eras­ing life on Earth in a world-end­ing flood to unleash­ing dev­as­tat­ing plagues of” — yes — “Bib­li­cal pro­por­tions.”