What in the covfefe is going on?

On Monday, President Donald Trump published an all-caps announcement about the Iran war to his website Truth Social that some critics had a hard time processing due to its brutal assault on the English language.

“I am please to report,” the post began, writing “please” instead of “pleased.”

Trump went on to explain the meat of his announcement, which was that he’s ordered the Pentagon to “postpone any and all military strikes against Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure” for five days, saying the two sides held talks over the weekend.

On Saturday, the president issued Iran an ultimatum — if Tehran didn’t open the Strait of Hormuz, a vital oil shipping route on its southern coast, within 48 hours, the U.S. would “obliterate” the country’s power plants.