It’s only the first episode, but alongside Jeff Goldblum’s non-anecdotes about pencils the guests are reduced to discussing the colour of the sofa

Now look. Let’s make a few things clear before we begin.

We love Claudia Winkleman, absolutely, yes.

We loved her on the radio, we loved her on Strictly Come Dancing, we revere her on The Traitors, we wish to be her when we grow up or at least sport a modicum of her Traitors wardrobe. We love her hair, we love her warmth and wit and, we’re pretty sure, the wisdom that would pour forth were the universe ever to do right by us and make her our best friend.

This is obvious. This is a given. And all of this remains true despite the unholy mess of the opening instalment of the long-and-loudly-heralded Claudia Winkleman Show.