There are no early KOs in the Premier League today, which offers Fantasy Premier League addicts a bit of extra time to (if you’re me) excessively tinker with their lineups. Today’s deadline to finalise your teams is 1.30pm GMT.

Personally, I’ve got Bruno Guimarães on the bench, so brace yourself for him scoring and assisting approx 14 goals later today.

For inspiration, here’s our always dead accurate predicted lineups for this weekend’s games.

Tomorrow … February (bad enough), but also 10 years precisely from the day Manchester City named Pep Guardiola as their incoming manager.

Please address any and all complaints re: the passage of time to your creator of choice where relevant.