Every week, we round up funny posts from moms and dads on X, Threads and Bluesky. Now that 2025 is coming to an end, it’s time to spotlight the most hilarious tweets of them all. Check out the best parenting tweets of the year below, and follow @HuffPostParents for even more laughs.My daughter’s new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) July 21, 2025I think my son planned a birthday party and didn't tell us. These neighborhood kids showed up with presents and came inside and now they're playing.— Back-Up Tambourine Player (@UpTambourine) February 10, 2025My son just asked if i knew him when he was 2 years old😭😭😭😭— Ezinye Zazo 💜 (@uLuyanda_Gama) February 2, 20254 y/o is requesting that I have five more children “so [she] can fight them” ???????— Helen Roy (@helen_of_roy) January 13, 2025Note to parents: asking your teen to check if a package arrived does not imply they should also bring it inside. I know this now.— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 28, 2025My son found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, is it because you’re fat ? Now I’m crying for two reasons.— Clare (@Clarabell045788) March 10, 2025I was getting mad in traffic earlier and my 3-year-old looked me in the face and said “all you can do is calm down and let the cars go” and now I have a therapist.— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) December 1, 2025Our son, who lives in Brisbane, fully 10,000 miles out of earshot, has just sent our daughter, who lives under our roof, some bagpipes.— Clare Chambers (@ClareDChambers) January 4, 2025My son looked at me with a straight face today and asked me what my name was. I deadass never told him I’m cryingggg— Mr. Babygirl (@tonibeenbraxton) March 24, 2025I panicked for a second because I didn't know where my baby was. Fortunately he was able to help me with the search since I was holding him at the time.— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) August 11, 2025Have kids so you can explain how Kansas and Arkansas don’t sound anything like each other— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) March 22, 2025My kid: Mommy, why am I sick again? Me: *thinking back to him doing the worm on the floor at walmart* probably because you didn’t finish your broccoli last night.— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) April 10, 2025three year old heard us talking about social security numbers. asked what his is. i said: ill tell you, but you cant tell anyone. he agreed. i told him his social security number is 9. twenty three minutes later he told the mailman.— owen cyclops (@owenbroadcast) June 2, 2025my son said everyone else has such cool names, better than his. so i asked what name does he think is cooler. he said “WALTER”— kay marie (@kemimarie) June 8, 2025My daughters' school emailed the parents to announce that this afternoon's kindness club meeting was cancelled. My son has now taken to saying, "THE KINDNESS CLUB IS CANCELLED" whenever someone says anything mildly rude.— 🥕Haley Stewart🥕 (@HaleyCarrots) April 9, 20258yo, curious about sex: where do you do it?me: uh, [preparing to draw a diagram]8yo: like is there a place you go, like a special doctor's office,— once and future wife geist (@wife_geist) February 19, 2025Two year old is in complete denial that her grandpa is my dad. She gets so mad if I tell her— neature vs norture (@chionogirl) February 4, 2025No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.— Hollie Harris (@allholls) January 28, 20256yo said “can you just make sure you always pack me a banana for school? (friend’s name) brings one too and we do banana phones at lunch” lmao. banana phones. Great bit— K (@kourtneyinhell) October 12, 2025My 4yo is in a know-it-all phase where every time he asks a question he prefaces by saying “I already know this but can you remind me…” I told him there was a guy named Plato who said we’re born knowing everything and merely rediscover things, and he said “yeah I knew that”— William Gerrard (@Bill_Gerrard) January 19, 2025Before yall have children, I just want y’all to know my very sleepy child just cried in the elevator filled with people saying “don’t slap me mommy don’t slap me” 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 I have never slapped this child in my life. Embarrassing.— shaniqua please (@haarlemb) February 24, 2025My two-year-old woke us all up at 3am and then just told me, “stop doing your face” so things are going well here— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) March 13, 2025What wine pairs well with going to my kid’s recorder concert— meghan (@deloisivete) April 30, 2025One-year-old is devastated I won’t let him walk into the fireplace— Nautical Housewife (@coastalmom) November 15, 2025I called somebody a bum, my child said what's a bum? I said a person that don't got nothing, no car no house no money nothing. She talking about “so l'm a bum?!”😂 yes baby unfortunately you are😭😭— Izzo (@israeldfirzt) October 25, 2025Why does my family need dinner every night? Didn’t we just eat yesterday?— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 19, 2025Watching ‘Selma’ and my 9yo ask if we can make popcorn. His twin gone say “this ain’t a popcorn type of movie my man”. I’m sorry but 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣— Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting (@themultiplemom) January 20, 2025Close Trending In ParentingMore In Life