Jimmy Kimmel said President Donald Trump finally got a little good news over the past few days.
“His administration has a new sex scandal that for once has nothing to do with him,” Kimmel said, referring to reports that Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. allegedly sent a lurid “poem” to journalist Olivia Nuzzi during their affair last year.
“Poems like, ‘I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you.’ And, ‘Drink from me, love,’” Kimmel read, then added his own RFK Jr.-esque touch: “It is safe for I have removed all the fluoride from my blood.”
Read more of the sexually charged poetry here.
But Kimmel also had a warning for anyone reading Kennedy’s sex poems: There may be some things you can’t un-learn.
