From a Dustin Hoffman performance less witty than a stunned mollusc to the worst piece of garbage ever inflicted on TV viewers, here are Guardian readers’ most atrocious watching experiences ever
Our roundup of all 18 of the Guardian’s past zero-star reviews
Peter Bradshaw picks three films that deserved the big 0
Playmobil: The Movie (2019)
As someone who expected The Lego Movie to be a soulless cash grab, I was delighted to find it was anything but. It was with that in mind that I dragged myself out of bed early one Saturday morning to see Playmobil: The Movie – why couldn’t it be done again with a similar IP? It was excruciating. The best part of the film was at the beginning, when the usually wonderful Anya Taylor-Joy sings a song to her little brother about the joys of imagination and exploration, at which point the police arrive to inform them that their parents are dead. That was by far the biggest laugh, as the remainder of the film tried to outdo itself in the garishness and loudness stakes. Olly, 47, Birmingham
