36 min Out of nowhere, Beto storms into the Spurs box. He even surprises himself and ends up tripping over the ball, which is gratefully gathered by Vicario.

34 min An outbreak of argy-bargy in the Everton box. Grealish, not content with being the talisman, appoints himself as the spokesman too.

34 min Another good corner from Kudus, whipped in from the right. This time Pickford is equal to it, pawing it away like a lion who is decidedly pissed off.

32 min One of the unforeseen consequences of the VAR’s efforts is that this email is now more relevant again, as it’s about the Spurs goal.

“Are you Arsenal,” asks Kieran Geoghegan, “in disguise?”