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“South Park” found a new way to hit President Donald Trump below the belt on Wednesday with a vivid and specific description of his penis.
This season has focused in part on Trump impregnating Satan with a demonic “butt baby.”
In the latest episode, a cartoon version of tech billionaire/Trump ally Peter Thiel ― who has reportedly been giving real-life lectures on the supposed coming of the Antichrist ― explained to the children of South Park Elementary how that should’ve been impossible.
“To make sure that Satan could never have offspring, the Lord God did shrink Satan’s asshole to the size of a tiny, little pinhole so nothing could ever penetrate and ejaculate inside of it,” the cartoon Thiel said at a school assembly. “So Satan could never have a butt baby until along came Mr. Donald Trump, whose penis is so teeny, teeny tiny it could actually fit in Satan’s asshole.”
