THE GOLDEN DISCOURSEWhether it was Archimedes’s eureka moment in the bath, Isaac Newton’s in the orchard or Doc Brown’s in the toilet while hanging a clock, many of the world’s most important discoveries have been made in the most unlikely locations. It is a list to which we can now presumably add the recording studio in which Rio Ferdinand presents his what-it-says-on-the-tin Rio Ferdinand Presents podcast. Of course, in discovering the principle of buoyancy, the law of universal gravitation or how best to transform a sports car with gull-wing doors into a time machine, the aforementioned scientists all chanced upon inspired moments of enlightenment that had never previously occurred to anybody else. When the lightbulb lit up over Steven Gerrard’s head while in conversation with Rio, he had clearly just figured out something rival fans have known for the best part of 30 years. Not so much a mic-drop as a penny-drop moment, it finally dawned on the former England international why the team with which he won 114 caps repeatedly failed to live up to expectation.“We were all egotistical losers,” confessed the man who played in six major tournaments for England without ever reaching a semi-final. “I watch the telly now and I see Jamie Carragher sitting next to Paul Scholes and they look like they’ve been best mates for 20 years. And I see Carragher’s relationship with Gary Neville and they look like they’ve been mates for 20 years. I’m probably more close and friendly with you [Ferdinand] now than I ever was when I played with you for 15 years [for England]. So why didn’t we connect when we were 20, 21, 22, 23? Was it ego? Was it rivalry? It was down to the culture within England. We weren’t friendly or connected.”The clique culture to which Gerrard alludes was well documented at the time, with players confined to an opulent but restrictively cloistered environment in which separate groups dictated by club allegiance largely kept to themselves while on international duty. The presence of these factions made it impossible for players to forge the kind of bond that might have led to the inflated egos of the Sven-Göran Eriksson era being replaced with the inflatable unicorns of more recent years. It was an open secret that players from Liverpool, Chelsea and Manchester United didn’t get along with each other. “I hated it,” said Gerrard of being away with England. “I didn’t enjoy it. Hated the [hotel] rooms. In my early days, I’d have days where I was down, like low down. Like I’m in this room for seven hours, what am I going to do? There was no social media, we didn’t have a DVD player or anything. Channel 1 to 5 or whatever it was on TV. I used to get low and down. I used to love the games. I used to love playing for England. I was really proud. I used to enjoy the training sessions but it was 90 minutes a day and then I was just on my own.”While Gerrard’s sense of isolation at a time when he should have been living his very best life is nothing if not bleak, his recollections do raise an interesting question regarding what might have been in a less toxic England environment. “I’ve got a big frustration when I look back at England that we never did better,” Gerrard added. “I think it’s a combination of different things, but one of the big things for me was we weren’t a team. We were a group of individuals with talent and it never works like that.” Football Daily looks forward to the second part of the interview, in which Gerrard is expected to reveal that Pope Leo XIV wears a funny hat and bears occasionally defecate in the woods.LIVE ON BIG WEBSITEJoin Taha Hashim from 5.45pm BST for minute-by-minute updates from Twente 1-3 Chelsea in Women’s Bigger Cup, while Sarah Rendell will be on deck for Manchester United 2-1 Vålerenga from 8pm.QUOTE OF THE DAY“I would like to play like [Jürgen] Klopp, I like [Pep] Guardiola’s style, but you need to be realistic … We want to work really hard and with all the issues we have got we have to be together” – Nobby Solano has rocked up as the head coach of Pakistan so Tusdiq Din tracked him down for this entertaining chat.Nobby Solano in Lahore, earlier. Photograph: Haider Ali/The GuardianFOOTBALL DAILY LETTERS