“I don’t think I’ve ever said this before, but Ted Cruz is right,” Kimmel said last night.

After quoting Carr’s “easy way or the hard way” threat, Kimmel called it “a direct violation of the First Amendment” and “not a particularly intelligent threat to make in public. Ted Cruz said he sounded like a mafioso, although I don’t know. If you want to hear a mob boss make a threat like that, you have to hide a microphone in a deli and park outside in a van with a tape recorder all night long. This genius said it on a podcast.”

Kimmel pointed out that in 2022, Carr wrote a post saying that “political satire is one of the oldest and most important forms of free speech. It challenges those in power while using humor to draw more people in to the discussion. That’s why people in influential positions have always targeted it for censorship.”

Kimmel had Robert De Niro on for a bit in which the star of Goodfellas and other mafia movies portrayed an unnamed FCC chairman. De Niro’s FCC chair told Kimmel that speech “ain’t free no more, we’re charging by the word now.” Speech praising Trump is free but speech criticizing him will cost “a couple of fingers, maybe a tooth… I’ll be watching you, Kimmel. Maybe not on ABC, that’s up to you.”