Eric Trump’s latest sales pitch Monday for his upcoming memoir received a swift and mocking response on X, formerly Twitter.

President Donald Trump’s son announced that his book, titled “Under Siege: My Family’s Fight To Save Our Nation,” is now available for preorder ahead of its Oct. 14 release by Threshold Editions, an imprint of Simon & Schuster that hawks conservative nonfiction.

A promotional blurb touts the 288-page book as an “eye-opening memoir” in which the Trump scion “relays surprising and gripping moments throughout his life and career as part of America’s most powerful family.”

It promises “an unfiltered look at the highs and lows of life in the Trump world,” including “enlightening stories from real estate to the boardroom of ‘The Celebrity Apprentice’ and the chaos of the campaign trail,” it adds.

But critics on social media had other ideas for how the book might better be used: